I am out of practice.....

I am out of practice with the tiny ones. Or maybe just the ones with wienies. I have Maddox today. He got here about 10:30 this morning. He looked like an over blown balloon. First, we burped and spit up. I can not describe the "manly" sounds which come from my nephew. After, we had finished dirtying up the burp cloth. We sat and talked for a little while. I talked while he looked around. Unfortunately, the big burp turned into hiccups. Bless his heart, they shook his whole body. The smell was bad... It finally dawned on me that it might not be the burps. Yuck!!! It was not the burps, it was a wet, green, runny present for Aunt Lori in his pants. Problem number 1 was I have not changed a diaper with a wienie in it for a while. Problem number 2 was the new wet wipes which had not been opened and could not be opened with one hand (or with the help of a seven year old). Before we were clean and changed, I had a mess on him and me including wet clothes. Now, several hours later and after a bottle, Maddox looks so cute. He is sitting there looking at me and smiling. The sound of his outfit and my blouse in the dryer must make him happy. He looks a little like Baby Buddha sitting in his seat wrapped in a blanket.